Arvind Joshi
Really gud one from the Press party circlesA journalist was sued for libel when he described a life peeress in his column as a 'cow'. He lost the case but at the end he
asked the judge a question, "So, in future , I must not call a baroness a 'cow', is that right?"
"That is correct"
"But I suppose I could call a cow a baroness?"
"It would be pointless but not libellous"
"Thank you, your Honour", said the journalist and he turned to the plaintiff and said "Hello Baroness".
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
asked the judge a question, "So, in future , I must not call a baroness a 'cow', is that right?"
"That is correct"
"But I suppose I could call a cow a baroness?"
"It would be pointless but not libellous"
"Thank you, your Honour", said the journalist and he turned to the plaintiff and said "Hello Baroness".